Think diffrent do ya? Come and have a go then, ya runty little wimp! We’s gonna take Big Gork and Big Mork ‘ere an’ we’s gonna stomp Hummie!īought me a deffblasta off Rotskrag earlier. We’re gonna give da Humies a taste of ‘ot metal death is wot. Wot ain't we got? We ain’t got anyfing for target practice iz wot! So I'll tell you wot we're gonna do. We’ve got our Gargantz an’ we’ve got our weapons. The best means of Attack is Defence, an' the best means of Attack is a really really Big One, right, with lots of Boys an' dead big shooty things an' what have ya.ĭeff Skwadron (Graphic Novel), short-story Da big push, first page We’s stomped ’umies, we’s blown up stuff and we’s driven our traks from one end of da world to da uvva.
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Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card "Battle Fate - Minor Stratagem", (saved archive page, dated February 2011, last accessed 5 October 2015)īugsplatta Defnik of the Red Wheelz Speed Freeks No puny oomies is gonna kill me, not when da greenest gods in da galaxy is watchin’ me! Gork loves me, and Mork finks I is da best. Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card Displacer Field - Minor Stratagem", (saved archive page, dated February 2011, last accessed 6 October 2015) I've got to know a great deal more about these creatures over the last century or so, since that first disconcerting encounter, and one thing I've seen time and again is that dismissing them as simple, unreasoning brutes is a fast route to the graveyard (or more likely their stomachs).ĭespite their bulk they moved swiftly, and with a kind of grace completely at odds with their appearance, every movement economical and precise.īoss, boss? Shouldn’t we ‘ave appeared over dere? Tiny red eyes glared from beneath an exaggerated brow ridge, but unlike the holos I'd seen, they were alive with malevolence, and what, if not exactly intelligence, was the kind of instinctive cunning which quite often made up for its lack.ĭeath or Glory (Novel) - Ciaphas Cain: Defender of the Imperium (Omnibus) by Sandy Mitchell,
Even a Catachan would have looked distinctly puny next to one of these monstrosities. For one thing, the creatures running towards me were big, and bulging with muscle in a fashion I'd only previously seen on ogryns. I was bright enough even then to know a serious threat when I saw one. Now, where’z we gunna get enough red paint ta make a sumfing as ‘uge as dis Kill Kroozer go fasta?įFG Teaser to the "Boundless Hate" - Warpack to the Warhammer 40'000 Conquest Card Game Strategy Cards for Planetary Empires expansion game, card Reinforcements - Minor Stratagem", (saved archive page, dated February 2011, last accessed 6 October 2015) Roktoof’s gitz will be arrivin’ any second now.
look at Lubdog’s lads gettin’ all killed off. on being accused of taking more than his fair share of the booty from the latest battle (saved archive page, dated January 1998, last accessed 08 February 2020)Īll Orks is equal, but some Orks are more equal dan uvvas. Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Retribution And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!ĭem Inquisishun humies can't be trusted any further dan day can be thrown, which in dat one's case might be a bad example. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport.
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Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Da uvver clans orta make way for da Bad Moons!
You're rich! You're flashy! You 'ave a proppa Orky stoutness about your belly! And you've got more big, shooty, and dead 'ard gear than any 2 other Orks put together.
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